Not Enough Oil In Texas

I was sitting at the table with husband and sister Tela this past weekend. We were on the subject of flab and I told the non-mom Tela about the ravaging that happens to your belly after two large pregnancies and a 40 pound weight loss. After I got done explaining that I could pretty much fold over my tummy if I wanted to she sweetly said, "Couldn't you just rub some vitamin e oil on it?". Husband and I just looked at each other and burst into hysterical laughter.