We who are about to don paper gowns salute you

I don't really know how to tell you this...so please, friends, brace yourselves. Ok?  Everyone sitting down, preferably with the beverage of their choice? I...I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. What's that? WHY am I going to the doctor? Well, for a routine check up, but still. WHAT? Are you (like my beloved) calling me a wimp? I'll have you know that doctors and illness are very tightly associated. I'll bet I could work up a study that PROVED that an extremely large percentage of people who seek