People Will Eventually Die in the Lincoln Tunnel

I don't know if you'll agree with me on this (like I care), but I think So I Married An Axe Murderer is Mike Myers' best movie. If he released that today, it'd probably make $100 million. Were movies always this formulaic, or am I just noticing it because I'm older, wiser and sexier? Today, it's put Mike Myers in a crazy costume with lots of makeup? Check. Get a smoking hot chick who can't act? Check. Have a tiny freak? Check. If Nickelback were to make movies, they'd make Mike Myers movies.