MT Diversion: the Bad Recipe Edition

This link to candyboots.com (which I found at pajiba.com) had me laughing so hard I cried. Weight Watchers, it seems, had a pretty inventive weight-loss plan back in the 70s- make food so incomprehensibly odd, stage it with the scariest propsyou can find and you'll lose your appetite (you must click on the imbedded link on that one!) On to the candyboots-inspired diversion: What is the worst dish you were ever served? Did you eat it? What is the strangest dish you can't help but love? Do y