Anti-fat arse: day 1 (beer gut)

So I have been thinking of starting to become a beer drinker. I don’t normally drink not because of religious reasons, but cus I think it tastes like crap. So why am I thinking of starting to drink beer. Simple… Beer gut justification. Thats right. I need some way to justify having a beer gut when I don’t even drink beer. So it’s day one of the “no more fat arse people in ministry weight loss challenge”. I just lost 300 calories typing that. I’m starting with a detox diet. No carbs High p